Tucking for drag

     So I JUST learned how to tuck and I am the happiest person ever right now. I learned how to make a gaff out of an elastic waistband and a tube sock. It holds everything super well and I literally look like I have a girl's crotch. I am not a drag queen, but I do wear skinny jeans and if i don't tuck then I have to wear super long shirts to cover that area. I will post a link to the video I watched that explained it perfectly. How to Tuck for Drag Now let me just say that when you make the gaff(which is SO helpful) it probably won't seem like it fits right, but it will. The gaff will fit like a thong kind of. The elastic will need to be stretched between your ass cheeks for it to fit, but it needs to and you get used to it. Also, your balls need to be pushed up more towards the front part of the opening between your legs, not pulled back. They will literally push up inside of you and you can see like two bumps on the bottom area of your stomach and that is how you know you tucked successfully. I know, it seems weird, but this is how it is done. It will feel weird, but you do get used to it. Don't force anything, just experiment with everything until it works, and then you will know. Goodluck gurls!
-Dusk

Guys...SHAVE!!!

     I honestly think that at least half of the guys at my school just don't know how to shave! They all face facial hair and they should NOT! If you cannot get past the patchy beard phase, SHAVE! If you are halfway to a beard, SHAVE! If you have a beard, SHAAAAAVE! I think facial hair is SO gross on most guys because most of them simply cannot pull it off, and they need to fix themselves. A lot of them just have long stumble that does not seem to be growing anymore and I know that a lot of them do not shave because they are worried about cutting themselves. I am a guy and I shave everyday so I don't look like a mess and so I can put on my powder without it caking up in my stubble. I actually shave upwards to get an even closer grain and that is harder than shaving downward, and I still never cut myself! I don't even use shaving cream, I just use a razor and water! If I, a clumsy, dumb, uncoordinated goth can shave successfully every morning without scratching up their faces, you pansies surely can too! Guys on the football team, you are the worst! You guys get tackled to the ground in sleet or snow and you are afraid of a tiny razor blade?!? Good God Get a Grip Gurl!
-Dusk

Chewing Tobacco is so gross...

  I am tired of sitting in class and watching people spit their chew onto the carpet and rub it in with their heel. That is so fucking disgusting! If any of you do that, STOP IT!!! To anyone who still does that, I hope you get lip cancer!
-Dusk

Finished Zombie Apocalypse Story

     So, yes, I AM writing another zombie related post. I honestly think that there might be a disease that makes you obsessed with zombies and I have it. It would really suck though if there was a virus that made people zombie obsessed and then turned them into one. That would be my kind of luck in a nutshell. ANYWAY, for the last week I've been writing on a story where I am trying to survive a zombie apocalypse with my two closest friends and two other strangers. I tried to get the personalities as accurate for myself and for them as I could so when they read it they will be saying "THAT IS SO ME!" I just finished editing it last night and it's total is 85 pages. I'm rather surprised with myself actually because I've never finished a story that long in under a week. I also did blow off almost every other important thing  in my life to do it, including college applications that have a deadline that ends in two weeks, but I always have been a bit of a procrastinator. I can finish them in time if I really crack down this weekend and hole up in my room to write the essays for them and send them out. It will be fun...not. Story of my life!
-Dusk

Fixation with Zombies..?

     So recently I've been a little obsessed with zombies. I'm not sure if it was because season 3 of The Walking Dead was coming out(and I just saw the season premiere and it was wonderful!) or if I am just obsessed. I think I am just obsessed. I am even in the process of writing a story about what I would do in a zombie apocalypse. It is based on real life and it has two of my surviving friends in it and I try to incorporate their personalities as accurately as possible to make it believable. I don't remember when my fixation with zombies started, but ever since then I really have been obsessed with them. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I think I would be well prepared. I need to make a survival guide on this blog...hmm...NEXT POST!
-Dusk

Marriage Equality my ass!!!

     So in government today the class was discussing different subjects that were controversial and discussing how the different political parties would stand on these subjects. There were enough awkward controversial topics and then we got to marriage equality and every single person was looking at me. It was SO awkward. These kids all talked as if they really supported it when in reality they are the same people that go around calling people fags and talking about anyone who is gay behind their back. I can't stand people. If you truly believe in something, stand for it, but don't stand for something if you are going to turn around and bash it! Ugh!!!
-Dusk

Turn your music down!!!

     To those of you who like to blare your music in the middle of class, STOP IT! IT'S ANNOYING AS FUCK! I don't know if you guys aren't aware your music can be heard on the other side of the class, but is it too much to take our your headphones every now and then to check if you can hear it without them in? You do not need to blare your music, it is not necessary to have your music deafeningly loud to enjoy it. Also, it seems that its always the  people that blare their music are the ones who listen to the worst music! For the love of God, just turn your fucking music down, that is not too much to fucking ask!
-Dusk