Highschoolers who don't know how to read

I am so tired of highschoolers in my classes who still can't even read! You are seniors in highschool and you can't even pronounce surprise!? Good God Get a Grip gurl!!!!!! If you cannot read, drop out, just drop out now because you are hopeless! I hope you dumb assess don't have future plans for college because you are going to have a tough road ahead of you! LEARN TO READ!!!!!!
-Dusk