So I am a little late hearing about this, but back in May a guy in 
Miami, Florida chewed another guys face off in the middle of the street.
 The authorities claimed it to be the effects of bathsalts(stay in 
school kids and don’t do drugs) however paranoid theorists are 
connecting the attack to similar zombie attacks and a fake disease 
called LPQ-79 is said to be turning people, including the Miami cannibal
 into zombies. I discovered this when I was sick and watching zombie 
movies, but come on people! This is not realistic and this is surely not
 true! I love zombies as much as any other wierd goth kid, and I wish 
that there would be a zombie appocalypse, I think it would be loads of 
fun, but just because a deranged drug addict chewed some guys face off 
and growled at police officers does not mean there is a zombie disease 
taking over the population! Remember the 5 G’s people; Good God Get a 
Grip Gurl!
-Dusk 
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